Futsal Shuffle 2020 – Lil Uzi Vert

 Lil Uzi Vert has been teasing “Futsal Shuffle 2020” since last year, promising that his new dance was going to “take over” this year

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“Futsal Shuffle 2020” is made up of neon, lasers, and static electricity. Lil Uzi Vert lays on bar after bar of financial flex on top of the high-octane instrumental that practically bleeds futuristic synths. The rapper is in rare form here, taking great care to drop every rap reference to money that he could possibly think of over the course of two verses; he’s got checks, guap, blue cheddar, moolah, Prada sweatsuits… the list goes on.
MTV News | Trey Alston | Dec 13, 2019

 

Lil Uzi Vert has been teasing “Futsal Shuffle 2020” since last year, promising that his new dance was going to “take over” this year. He even posted a video on Twitter demonstrating the moves. It’s mainly a lot of side-kicking and stepping, all in time to the electronic techno squiggles that occupy most of the track.

 

The official drop of “Futsal Shuffle 2020” opens our eyes to a potential Eternal Atake release in the new year. Hopefully, the DooWop collab comes before that.
 Lil Uzi Vert and DooWop plan to release their next collaborative joint but, with Uzi’s label current situation still up in the air, next year seems like a safe bet.
HotNewHipHop | Dec 17, 2019

 

 

Out of almost nowhere, the pioneering rapper’s new single “Futsal Shuffle 2020” appeared in December, and it launched at No. 5 on the Hot 100, instantly becoming his highest-charting solo cut and his first top 10 debut. The title of the track suggests that more special music is coming this year, and his new album, already titled Eternal Atake, is expected. 
Forbes | Hugh McIntyre | Jan 1

 

 

The world has been patiently waiting for Lil Uzi Vert’s official follow-up to the electrifying Luv Is Rage 2, and thankfully, we have a stunning new single today — one with a whole bunch of quirky features. Tyler, The Creator’s samples voice pops up at the start of “Futsal Shuffle 2020,” as does that of famed goofball interviewer Narduwar; meanwhile, Uzi has unveiled an accompanying dance challenge that looks like a complicated soccer move. No matter: “Futsal Shuffle 2020” is absolutely worth the wait regardless of the details, with Uzi ripping through verses and reminding the world of his nimbleness on the mic. If Eternal Atake is coming, let’s hope the rest of it is as imaginative as this new track.
Billboard | Jason Lipshutz | Dec 13, 2019

 

 

Futsal Shuffle 2020 – Lil Uzi Vert

[Intro: Lil Uzi Vert & Tyler, The Creator]
Yo, sing this shit, are y’all fuckin’ dumb?
Eternal Atake
Gotta shoot two at her (Yeah)
Gotta shoot two at her (Woah)
Blue cheddar (Yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
That girl, she got with my clone (One, two, three)
I told that lil’ girl that she gotta just do better (Woah)

[Chorus]
Are you serious?
I swear my money get serious
Okay, all my checks, I just be clearin’ it
She suck my dick ’til she get delirious (Wow)
Okay, jump on the jet, so I’m Clearin’ it (Woo)
Okay, ‘Port, but I’m not talking New’ (Let’s go)
Okay, smoke that boy just like a cigarette
If that boy try to make a false move, uh (Damn)

[Verse 1]
I’m on some whole other shit
I got a whole ‘nother rich, I’m on a new level
I was fucking on your bitch
She was ridin’ on my dick, she ain’t need two pedals
I swear these niggas, they bitches
I swear they all gonna snitch when my niggas go shoot at ’em
Niggas, they mad about this
Niggas, they mad about that, but it’s only if you let ’em
She save my name in her phone
Only thing she save me under is probably that “U” letter (Hello?)
No, I don’t got provolone
Only thing in my pocket is probably, um, some blue cheddar
She tried to leave me alone
Then she got right with my clone, man, I hope that she do better
I know it’s blue cheese on me
But when I got fifties on me, I call that shit loose cheddar (Hah)
Jeremy Scotts all on my feet
I had a cougar with me, so I call that girl Coretta (Coretta)
I am the richest nigga in my city
I can make it rain like no matter what’s the weather (Facts)
I know that girl, she got swag
But when it come to puttin’ it together, she could do better
I sent that girl a DM
She ain’t answer me, so you know that I gotta shoot two at her (Yeah)

[Pre-Chorus: Lil Uzi Vert & Nardwuar]
Gotta shoot two at her (Yeah)
Ayy, gotta shoot two at her (And you are Lil Uzi? Vert, let’s go)
Ayy, stay with the blue cheddar (Woah)
That girl, she got with my clone (One, two, three, let’s go)
I told that lil’ girl that she gotta just do better

[Chorus]
Are you serious?
I swear my money get serious
Okay, all my checks, I just be clearin’ it
She suck my dick ’til she get delirious
Okay, jump on the jet so I’m Clearin’ it
Okay, ‘Port, but I’m not talking New’ (Woo)
Okay, smoke that boy just like a cigarette
If that boy try to make a false move (Lil Uzi)

[Verse 2]
They try to cut me down when they say I’m too low, woah, uh (Turn me up)
I said, “Turn me up,” I cannot hear my flow, woah, woah
I ain’t never been no fool
Do what I want, I’ma bend your rules (Woah)
I’ma take the dub, I’ma win
I ain’t ever been no type that lose, yeah
Born like this, I ain’t did no study
Everything I got, man, I got it in a hurry
If I love you, better say that you love me
And if I trust you, better say that you trust me
Talk ’bout the bag, the mula, the guap
I’m at the bank, only time that I’m runnin’
I said I’m on the road, no, I cannot stop
I’m runnin’ through obstacles, I’m in a hurry
Woah, stop that
Told a fuck nigga just drop that (Yeah)
If you shoot first, we gon’ pop back
Margiela on me, lil’ nigga, that’s not that
What you got on? Prada sweatsuit made of nylon
See my righteous girl, yeah, she say, “Right on”
When I hit that girl right with the light on
When I hit that girl, oh

[Pre-Chorus]
Gotta shoot two at her
Ayy, gotta shoot two at her (Woah)
Ayy, stay with the blue cheddar (Woah)
That girl, she got with my clone (One, two, three, yeah, yeah)
I told that lil’ girl that she gotta just do better

[Chorus]
Are you serious?
I swear my money get serious
Okay, all my checks, I just be clearin’ it
She suck my dick ’til she get delirious (Woah)
Okay, jump on the jet so I’m Clearin’ it
Okay, ‘Port, but I’m not talking New’ (Mhm)
Okay, smoke that boy just like a cigarette
If that boy try to make a false move (Woah)

[Outro: Nardwuar & Lil Uzi Vert]
Lil Uzi Vert, doot-dooda-loot-doo, doot-doo
Thank you, Lil Uzi Vert leaves
You ‘posed to be standin’ still right now
Ready, set, go